Shipping policy

Shipping Policy – Because Good Things (and Funny Tees) Take a Minute

We currently ship only within the United States—sorry, world! We’re keeping it local while we get our act (and shipping) together.

Please allow 3–4 days for your order to ship. Once it's on its way, you'll get a USPS tracking number so you can follow your package like a detective with too much free time.

Your shirt will soon be speeding toward your mailbox, powered by caffeine, sarcasm, and the fine folks at the postal service.

We may expand our shipping options in the future, but for now, we’re proudly U.S.-only. If you live here, you’re in luck. If not—hang tight, world domination is on our to-do list.

Thanks for supporting Exit Laughing, where aging is inevitable, and shipping is slightly faster than your joints in the morning.