Funny Senior Tee – “Aging Is Inevitable, Dignity Is Optional” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift

“Aging Is Inevitable, Dignity Is Optional” – Funny Senior Tee

If you’re marching into your golden years with a walker in one hand and sarcasm in the other, this funny senior t-shirt is your new uniform. Equal parts dark humor and don’t-give-a-damn charm, it’s perfect for seniors, boomers, and retirees who know aging might be inevitable—but taking it seriously is optional.

Whether you’ve misplaced your keys, your filter, or your will to fold laundry, this sarcastic senior tee reminds the world that while time takes its toll, your humor is still fully intact.

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get laughs, it makes the ultimate retirement gift, a hilarious pick for over-the-hill birthdays, or just everyday dark humor senior merch for those aging disgracefully (yourself included).

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50