Aging Is Mandatory, Dignity Is Optional
Start your morning the way nature intended: hunched over, mildly confused, and sipping from a funny senior coffee mug that tells the truth. This mug is not just a slogan it is a survival strategy and a perfect piece of sarcastic senior merch for retirees, grandparents, and aging legends who embrace their gray hair, pill schedule, and the daily aches that come with getting older.
Packed with dark humor, it is ideal for coffee, tea, bourbon, or whatever keeps your joints moving and your sarcasm sharp. Perfect for the gloriously aged and proudly inappropriate, it is great for the office, the doctor’s waiting room, or dramatically holding while staring into the void at 6 a.m.
This mug makes a hilarious retirement gift for seniors who know that if your back is going to scream every morning, you might as well laugh while it does. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Dignity not included.
Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look.
- Vibrant colors enhance your favorite designs.
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating.
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
- Durable construction ensures long-lasting use.
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
