Caution: Frequent Falling Zone – Funny Senior Tee
Whether it’s a rogue rug, a sneaky curb, or absolutely nothing at all, your aging body enjoys a surprise trip to the floor now and then. This funny senior tee is made for those who have traded coordination for character and maybe picked up a titanium hip along the way.
Perfect as sarcastic senior merch for the beautifully unstable, the ones who know falling is not a matter of if but when, and who prefer to go down laughing. Wear it to the doctor’s office, brunch, or around the house as a stylish warning to grandkids, nurses, and anyone standing too close.
A hilarious retirement gift or funny aging t-shirt for the unfiltered legend in your life. It is not clumsy, it is senior flair. If you are going to take a tumble, at least look good doing it.
Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for seniors, retirees, and aging legends who embrace humor and independence
• A funny and relatable dark humor shirt that celebrates clumsiness with style
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
• Sarcastic senior merch that makes a memorable retirement gift or birthday surprise
• Great for casual wear, family gatherings, or giving everyone a warning before you take a dive
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
