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Funny Senior Tee – “Up at 5:00. On the Road by 6:00. Holding Up Traffic by 6:05.” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift

Funny Senior Tee – “Up at 5:00. On the Road by 6:00. Holding Up Traffic by 6:05.” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift

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“Up at 5:00. On the Road by 6:00. Holding Up Traffic by 6:05.” – Funny Senior Tee

For seniors, boomers, and retirees who live life on their own schedule, this funny senior t-shirt is all about cruising through the golden years at your own pace. You’ve earned the right to wake up early, beat the rush, and hold up traffic, if that’s what you feel like doing.

Perfect for early risers, road trip warriors, or anyone who believes speed limits are mere suggestions, this sarcastic senior tee blends relatable humor with a touch of cheeky rebellion. Soft, comfortable, and packed with personality, it also makes a hilarious retirement gift or standout piece of dark humor senior merch for anyone who embraces life on their own terms.

Wear it like you drive: confidently, slowly, and with zero apologies.

Product features
- Made without side seams for a sleek, attractive design.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers elasticity.
- Shoulder tape adds durability and prevents stretching.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel.
- Ethically made with sustainably sourced materials.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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