Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “Smells Like One More Thing I Forgot I Bought” – Sarcastic Senior Merch & Dark Humored Retirement Gift

Congratulations, you’ve officially reached the stage where your memory has a snooze button. Our Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “Smells Like One More Thing I Forgot I Bought” is perfect for silver-haired rebels, grumpy legends, and anyone aging with attitude, delivering peak sarcastic senior merch energy.

With a scent that gently whispers, “What did I come in here for again?”, this candle is a hilarious funny gift for seniors and a perfect dark humored retirement gift. Ideal for retirees, boomers, or anyone who embraces forgetfulness, mystery shopping sprees, and aging with humor, it turns every room into a cozy reminder that laughter is the best way to survive life’s little lapses.

Product features
- Eco-friendly: Made from natural, non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax, no harmful additives.
- Long burn time: Enjoy up to 20 hours of fragrance with the 4oz and up to 50 hours with the 9oz varieties.
- Versatile scents: A diverse collection of fragrances from refreshing citrus to warm vanilla—suitable for all moods.
- Reusable glass vessel: Each candle comes in a stylish glass jar that can be repurposed for decor.
- Crafted in the USA: Hand-poured and assembled from globally sourced materials, complying with safety standards.

Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering