Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “That Moment When Your Pacemaker Skips a Beat… and So Do You” – Sarcastic Senior Merch & Dark Humored Retirement Gift

Even your heart deserves a little mood lighting. Our Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “That Moment When Your Pacemaker Skips a Beat… and So Do You” is peak sarcastic senior merch, perfect for silver-haired rebels, grumpy legends, and anyone aging with attitude.

This dark humored candle for seniors celebrates those who embrace their pacemaker, their age, and their ability to laugh at both. Whether you’re relaxing after a long day, enjoying quiet evenings, or just adding a little sarcasm to your space, it delivers funny senior style with every flicker.

A perfect dark humored retirement gift or funny gift for seniors, it’s ideal for retirees, heart patients, or anyone who likes their relaxation with a side of wit and attitude.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax, hand-poured in the USA.
- Long-lasting burn time of up to 20 hours (4oz) or 50 hours (9oz).
- Available in captivating scents like Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, and Lavender.
- Reusable glass vessel that adds decorative charm after the candle is used.
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards, ensuring safe use in your home.

Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering