Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “Waiting Room MVP” – Sarcastic Senior Merch & Dark Humored Retirement Gift

You’ve earned your crown as the Waiting Room MVP—so why not smell fabulous while you’re at it? Our Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “Waiting Room MVP” is peak sarcastic senior merch energy, made for silver-haired rebels, grumpy legends, and anyone aging with attitude.

Choose from cozy scents like Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Coconut Cream, and more, because just because your knees ache doesn’t mean your space can’t smell amazing. This candle is a dark humored retirement gift and a hilarious funny gift for seniors, perfect for caregivers, chronic patients, or anyone who laughs (instead of cries) at the challenges of growing older, one copay at a time.

Burn it while you wait, nap, or porch-sit. Either way, it’s a little humor and a lot of scent rolled into one unforgettable gift.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from natural soy wax and 100% cotton wick.
- Reusable glass vessel that can be cleaned and used for decor.
- Nine aromatic scents available, including Cinnamon Vanilla and Clean Cotton.
- Burning time of 50-60 hours, providing long-lasting enjoyment.
- Complies with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.