Nothing says funny senior style like our Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “It Smells Like I Can’t Get Up.” Perfect for silver-haired rebels, grumpy legends, and anyone aging with attitude, this sarcastic senior merch brings a cozy touch of dark humor into any room.
Hand-poured and scented with subtle notes of “please don’t ask me to move,” this candle is made for seniors who know that standing up is a gamble, sitting down is a commitment, and life is best faced with humor (and maybe a medic nearby). Whether it’s for your favorite recliner, horizontal lifestyle, or just adding a laugh to your space, it’s peak dark humored retirement gift energy.
Ideal as a funny gift for seniors, sarcastic gift for grandparents, or gag gift for anyone embracing aging with attitude, this candle proves that humor, and a little fragrance, can brighten any day.
Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic wax made from natural ingredients
- Enjoy up to 20 hours of burn time per candle
- Variety of delightful scents including Fraser Fir and Vanilla Bean
- Reusable glass vessel adds an elegant touch to your decor
- All candles comply with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering
