Who needs romance when gravity is this committed? Our Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “Fell Again. Still Not In Love” is the perfect mix of humor, relatability, and a touch of chaos—just like your knees. Made for silver-haired rebels, grumpy legends, and anyone aging with attitude, this sarcastic senior merch celebrates every tumble with laughs.
Available in cozy scents like cinnamon vanilla, sea salt & orchid, and coconut cream, this candle is a peak dark humored retirement gift and a hilarious funny gift for seniors. Perfect for birthdays, retirement parties, or anyone who embraces aging with sarcasm and questionable balance.
Because falling is inevitable, and so is laughter.
Product features - Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from a natural soy wax blend - Reusable glass vessel for added decor after use - Available in a variety of enchanting scents - Long burn time of 50-60 hours for extended enjoyment - Compliant with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind
Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
