Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “My Nightcaps Are Fiber Supplements and Laxatives Now” – Sarcastic Senior Merch & Dark Humored Retirement Gift

Welcome to the glamorous golden years, where cocktails are out and colon health is in. Our Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “My Nightcaps Are Fiber Supplements and Laxatives Now” is perfect for silver-haired rebels, grumpy legends, and anyone aging with attitude, delivering peak sarcastic senior merch energy.

Available in cozy scents like Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt & Orchid, and Coconut Cream, this candle is a hilarious funny gift for seniors and a perfect dark humored retirement gift. Ideal for boomers, retirees, or anyone who’s traded happy hour for high-fiber, it adds warmth, humor, and a touch of sarcasm to any space. Aging is inevitable, but laughter (and regularity) is optional.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from a natural soy wax blend.
- Reusable glass vessel, perfect for home decor after use.
- Available in a variety of unique scents to suit different preferences.
- Burning time of 50-60 hours for lasting enjoyment.
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind.

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.