Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “Not the Only Thing That’s On Its Last Wick” – Sarcastic Senior Merch & Dark Humored Retirement Gift

Aromatherapy for the aging and unfiltered. Our Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “Not the Only Thing That’s On Its Last Wick” is perfect for silver-haired rebels, grumpy legends, and anyone aging with attitude, delivering peak sarcastic senior merch energy.

With a scent stronger than your bladder control and a flame more reliable than your knees, this dark humored candle is a hilarious funny gift for seniors and an ideal dark humored retirement gift. Perfect for retirees, golden agers, or anyone who embraces aging with sarcasm, it’s great for over-the-hill birthdays, retirement parties, or just lighting up a room while everything else slowly gives out.

Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from natural Coconut Apricot Wax.
- Enjoy up to 20 hours of burn time for lasting fragrance.
- Available in a range of delightful scents like Fraser Fir and Vanilla Bean.
- Reusable glass vessel that adds an elegant touch to your decor.
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards, ensuring safe use at home.

Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering