Fell Again. Still Not In Love.
This funny senior coffee mug is perfect for anyone who’s been betrayed by their balance but never their sense of humor. Whether it’s a stumble, a wobble, or a full-on dramatic floor dive, this mug gets it—and judges no one.
A hilarious piece of sarcastic senior merch, it makes a perfect dark humor gift for retirees, grandparents, or aging legends who collect bruises like souvenirs. Ideal for morning coffee, post-fall reflection, or sipping something strong while explaining, “Yes, I fell. No, it wasn’t romantic.”
Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Emotional stability not included.
It’s a retirement gift for seniors who know that if you’re going down, you might as well laugh and caffeinate on the way.
Product features
| |
11oz |
15oz |
| Height, in |
3.74 |
4.61 |
| Diameter, in |
3.15 |
3.43 |
- Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look
- Bright, vibrant colors enhance design visibility
- Microwave-safe for quick heating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Available in two convenient sizes: 11oz and 15oz
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
