This funny senior coffee mug is for the retired royalty of crafting, hot glue in one hand, coffee in the other, and chaos everywhere else.
The “Crafting Queen, with a Side of Chaos” design celebrates seniors who wake up with big ideas and end the day tangled in yarn, dusted in glitter, and still proud of the masterpiece (or mess).
Whether you’re scrapbooking grandkids’ photos, rage-knitting through the news, or just surviving on caffeine and sarcasm, this sarcastic senior mug gets it. Packed with dark humor and a touch of crafty chaos, it’s a daily reminder that creativity doesn’t retire—if anything, it just gets funnier.
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Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Sanity not included.
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Makes a hilarious retirement gift for seniors who love crafting, coffee, and a good laugh.
Because nothing says “retirement goals” like crafting through the chaos with caffeine, glitter, and unapologetic humor.
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11oz |
15oz |
| Height, in |
3.74 |
4.61 |
| Diameter, in |
3.15 |
3.43 |
