Funny Senior Coffee Mug ‘My Shoes Gave Out 3 Pills Ago’ – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Coffee Cup, Perfect Retirement Gift for Seniors, Grandparents, and Aging Legends

My Shoes Gave Out 3 Pills Ago

This funny senior coffee mug is the perfect gift for anyone who knows the only thing keeping them upright is caffeine and a carefully timed pill schedule. A hilarious piece of sarcastic senior merch, it is ideal for retirees, grandparents, and aging legends who take their humor as seriously as their prescriptions.

Whether your feet swell with the sunrise or your shoes gave up mid-walk, this mug delivers dark humor and just the right amount of “I’ve had enough.” It is perfect for morning meds, sarcastic sips, and laughing through the aches of daily life.

Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Foot stability not guaranteed.

This mug makes a hilarious retirement gift for seniors who know that if you are going to wobble, you might as well do it with coffee in hand and zero shame.

Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look.
- Vibrant colors achieved with advanced printing techniques.
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating.
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
- Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz, catering to your beverage preferences.

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap