Side Effects May Include Marshmallow Feet and Deep Resentment
This funny senior coffee mug is for anyone whose ankles swell faster than their patience. Whether it is blood pressure meds, mystery pills, or something your doctor wants to keep an eye on, you have earned the right to be a little salty and very caffeinated.
A perfect piece of sarcastic senior merch, it is ideal for retirees, grandparents, pill jugglers, and aging legends who know that life sometimes betrays you one prescription at a time. Packed with dark humor, this mug makes a hilarious retirement gift for seniors and celebrates the small victories of morning coffee and surviving the daily grind.
It is great for sipping your brew while side-eyeing your feet and questioning your life choices. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Not responsible for emotional instability or swollen footwear.
If you are going to shuffle around the house full of resentment, you might as well have a mug that gets it.
| |
11oz |
15oz |
| Height, in |
3.74 |
4.61 |
| Diameter, in |
3.15 |
3.43 |
Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a stylish look.
- Vibrant printing for bright, eye-catching designs.
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating.
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
- Durable construction in two sizes, perfect for any beverage.
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
