You have the patient portal bookmarked, the blood pressure cuff ready, and a chair in the waiting room that feels like it has your name on it. This funny senior coffee mug celebrates the true champions of endless appointments and lobby loitering. If you can recognize Muzak versions of 80s hits in under five seconds, this mug was made for you.
It makes a perfect dark humor gift for retirees, seasoned patients, grandparents, or aging legends who know every specialist in town and are always on a first-name basis with their pharmacist. Whether you are sipping coffee before your appointment or celebrating the small victory of surviving another co-pay, this piece of sarcastic senior merch understands the grind.
Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Doctor not on time.
Because if you are going to wait forever, you might as well do it with a warm drink, sharp wit, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
11oz
15oz
Height, in
3.74
4.61
Diameter, in
3.15
3.43
Product features - Glossy ceramic with a sleek finish for elegant appeal. - Vibrant colors using advanced printing techniques for lively designs. - Microwave-safe for easy heating of beverages and snacks. - Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning after use. - Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz to suit all preferences.
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
