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Funny Senior Tee – “Crafting Queen with a Side of Chaos” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift
Funny Senior Tee – “Crafting Queen with a Side of Chaos” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift
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Crafting Queen with a Side of Chaos
You’ve survived decades of life, kids, questionable fashion trends, and now your glue gun is your emotional support tool. This funny senior tee is perfect for creative queens who can knit, quilt, paint, or bedazzle their way through the apocalypse… probably while muttering a few choice words.
Your craft room may be one glitter spill away from a Hazmat situation, but you’re still the reigning queen of DIY disasters and triumphs. This is sarcastic senior merch at its finest—soft, sassy, and just the right amount of chaotic.
Ideal as a retirement gift for grandma-level makers, lifelong DIY divas, or anyone who’s traded patience for permanent sarcasm (and still has buttons from 1972).
Because growing older doesn’t mean giving up crafting, or your edge.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams for a clean look and less waste
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape
- Shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
- Ethically produced with US cotton and certified for quality
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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