Fell Again. Still Not In Love – Funny Senior Tee
This funny senior tee is for anyone aging gracefully and hitting the ground even more gracefully. Whether you tripped over a crack, your own foot, or just lost a standoff with gravity, this dark humor shirt turns every fall into a fashion statement.
Perfect as sarcastic senior merch for retirees, clumsy legends, or anyone whose balance is questionable but sarcasm is rock solid. Soft, comfortable, and completely judgment-free, unlike your relatives after your third fall this month.
Wear it to physical therapy, brunch, or while yelling “I’m fine!” from the floor.
Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for seniors, retirees, and aging legends who embrace humor over caution
• A funny and relatable dark humor shirt that celebrates clumsiness with style
• Soft, breathable fabric ideal for everyday wear
• Sarcastic senior merch that makes a memorable retirement gift or birthday surprise
• Great for casual wear, family gatherings, or physical therapy sessions
Because you may fall often—but you’re still not falling in love.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams for a smooth, stylish look and reduced waste.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape, ensuring a polished appearance.
- Shoulder tape adds support and stability, preventing stretching.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, providing all-day comfort.
- Ethically produced with US-grown cotton and certified for safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
