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Funny Senior Tee – “Mobility 2/10, Mood 10/10” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift for Seniors
Funny Senior Tee – “Mobility 2/10, Mood 10/10” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift for Seniors
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Mobility 2/10, Mood 10/10 – Funny Senior Tee
Just because your knees sound like a microwave popcorn bag doesn’t mean your attitude isn’t fabulous. This funny senior tee is perfect for anyone aging gracefully… or not-so-gracefully… but still bringing the sass. Whether you’re rocking a cane, a walker, or just some deeply questionable joints, this dark humor shirt lets the world know your mobility may be low, but your mood is top tier.
Perfect as sarcastic senior merch for everyday wear, a funny aging t-shirt for your pill-taking crew, or the ultimate retirement gift for the unfiltered senior who laughs at creaky bones, embraces the downhill roll, and refuses to let a limp ruin their sparkle.
Soft, comfortable, and completely judgment-free, just the way senior style should be.
Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for seniors, retirees, and aging legends who bring humor everywhere they go
• A funny and relatable dark humor shirt that celebrates sass over speed
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Sarcastic senior merch that makes an unforgettable retirement gift or birthday surprise
• A great conversation starter at family gatherings, senior socials, or in the waiting room
Because if we’re going downhill, we’re doing it with flair, and maybe a little side-eye.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams for reduced fabric waste and enhanced aesthetics.
- Highly elastic ribbed knit collar for lasting shape retention.
- Twill tape shoulder stabilization prevents stretching over time.
- Durable and smooth fabric made from 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Ethically produced using US-grown cotton, ensuring quality and comfort.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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