I Lied About Chest Pain Just to Skip the Line – Funny Senior Tee
This funny senior tee is perfect for anyone who has spent more time in waiting rooms than their own recliner. Whether you’re a seasoned ER regular or just tired of being ignored behind someone with a sore toe, this dark humor shirt says what everyone else is only thinking.
Ideal as sarcastic senior merch for retirees, chronic appointment collectors, or anyone aging with attitude and a short fuse. Soft, comfortable, and hilariously inappropriate, this funny aging t-shirt lets you show off your humor and impatience in style.
Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for seniors, retirees, and aging legends who embrace humor and real-life frustrations
• A funny and relatable dark humor shirt celebrating medical regulars and waiting-room warriors
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Sarcastic senior merch that makes a memorable retirement gift or birthday surprise
• Great for casual wear, doctor visits, or laughing with friends about life’s little inconveniences
Because at this point, your moral compass is as tired as your knees.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams for less fabric waste and a sleek look.
- Elastic collar thanks to ribbed knit, retaining its shape.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel.
- Ethically produced with safety certifications for peace of mind.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
