My Shoes Gave Out 3 Pills Ago – Funny Senior Tee
You took your meds, drank your water, and somewhere around pill number three… your feet decided they were done for the day. This funny senior tee is for aging legends who know that swelling is real, shoes are optional, and ankles sometimes quit before you do.
Perfect as sarcastic senior merch for everyday wear, a dark humor shirt for your pill-taking crew, or a funny aging t-shirt for anyone who’s ever kicked off their shoes mid-aisle at Walgreens and muttered, “Nope.”
Whether it’s water retention, arthritis, or just a rough Tuesday, this hilarious and comfortable shirt is soft, roomy, and 100% judgment-free—unlike your footwear.
Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for seniors, retirees, and aging legends who embrace the ups and downs of swelling
• A funny and relatable dark humor shirt for pill poppers and everyday heroes
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Sarcastic senior merch that makes a memorable retirement gift or birthday surprise
• Great for casual wear, errands, or telling the world you’ve officially “checked out” of uncomfortable shoes
Wear it proudly. Walk slowly. Swell responsibly.
Because if you’re going down, it’s not going to be in lace-ups.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams for a streamlined look and reduced fabric waste.
- Highly elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape.
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability in the garment.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, offering lightweight comfort year-round.
- Ethically produced with US cotton, ensuring sustainability and quality assurance.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
