Side Effects May Cause Marshmallow Feet and Deep Resentment – Funny Senior Tee
You wanted relief. You got puffed-up feet, mood swings, and a personality held together by sarcasm and side effects. Welcome to the golden years.
This funny senior tee is perfect for anyone who has ever read a prescription warning label and thought, “Too late.” If your shoes don’t fit, your ankles have opinions, and your meds cause more drama than your in-laws, this dark humor shirt is for you.
Ideal as sarcastic senior merch for seniors, a funny aging t-shirt for chronically over-medicated legends, or a retirement gift for anyone walking like they’re wearing two angry marshmallows. Soft, comfortable, and unapologetically hilarious, this shirt lets you laugh through the chaos.
Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for seniors, retirees, and aging legends embracing humor and real-life struggles
• A funny and relatable dark humor shirt that celebrates life’s swollen, unpredictable moments
• Soft, breathable fabric ideal for all-day wear
• Sarcastic senior merch that makes a memorable retirement gift or birthday surprise
• Great for casual wear, family gatherings, or any time your feet need a little comedic relief
Comfy. Relatable. Slightly bitter, just like you.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams, reducing fabric waste for a sleek appearance.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape wear after wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, enhancing durability.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, ensuring a soft and lightweight feel.
- Ethically produced with US cotton, meeting safety and quality standards.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
