Warning: Contents May Shift During Standing – Funny Senior Tee
Because some surprises come with age and a change of clothes. This funny senior tee is for anyone who knows that growing older means embracing life’s little “leaks” with a whole lot of humor. Whether you’re laughing too hard, standing up too fast, or just rolling the dice every time you sneeze, this dark humor shirt turns the awkward into the hilarious.
Perfect as sarcastic senior merch for seniors, a funny aging t-shirt for friends who appreciate honesty over pretense, or a retirement gift for anyone who refuses to take life, or themselves, too seriously.
Soft, breathable, and boldly unapologetic, this shirt is great for everyday wear, family gatherings, or just sending a clear warning to anyone nearby.
Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for seniors, retirees, and aging legends with a sense of humor
• A funny and relatable dark humor shirt celebrating life’s awkward moments
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Sarcastic senior merch that makes a memorable retirement gift or birthday surprise
• Great for casual wear, nursing home shenanigans, or just cracking a smile in the mirror
Soft, breathable, and boldly unapologetic, it’s perfect for anyone who’d rather crack a joke than pretend everything’s still watertight.
Product features
- 100% cotton fabric for comfort
- Relaxed fit for a comfortable feel
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Double needle sleeve, neck, and bottom hem for durability
- Ideal for seniors with a dark sense of humor
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
