My Nightcaps Are Fiber Supplements and Laxatives Now – Funny Senior Tee
Remember when your nightcap was a cocktail? Now it’s a cocktail of colon care. Welcome to the golden years, where happy hour starts with fiber powder and ends with hoping the bathroom isn’t occupied.
This funny senior tee is perfect as sarcastic senior merch for anyone whose idea of a wild night includes a heating pad, a good bowel movement, and maybe an extra-strength antacid. Soft, comfortable, and laugh-out-loud funny, this dark humor shirt is a badge of honor for aging disgracefully.
Ideal as a retirement gift, funny aging t-shirt, or dark humor shirt for retirees, constipated spouses, or anyone who earned the right to laugh at life’s messy realities.
Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for seniors, retirees, and aging legends embracing humor in everyday life
• A funny and relatable dark humor shirt that celebrates the ups and downs of aging
• Soft, breathable fabric ideal for lounging, errands, or naps
• Sarcastic senior merch that makes a memorable retirement gift or birthday surprise
• Great for casual wear, family gatherings, or sharing laughs with fellow golden-year survivors
Whether you’re shopping for a retired friend, a constipated spouse, or yourself, this shirt proudly declares that aging can be hilarious.
Comfortable. Cheeky. Colon-friendly.
Because getting older is rough, but your t-shirts don’t have to be.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort and durability.
- Classic crew neckline and fit suitable for any occasion.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape for a polished look.
- Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety and quality.
- Features fun, witty prints perfect for sharing laughter.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
