Funny Senior Tee – “I Check Into Hospitals Like They’re a Timeshare” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift

“I Check Into Hospitals Like They’re a Timeshare” – Funny Senior Tee

For seniors, boomers, and retirees who’ve been poked, scanned, stitched, and discharged more times than they can count, this sarcastic senior tee turns medical mayhem into comedy gold. Whether you’re critiquing hospital menus, charming the nurses, or racking up frequent flyer points at the ER, this funny senior t-shirt says exactly what everyone’s thinking: you practically live there.

Soft, comfortable, and just the right amount of inappropriately hilarious, it makes a standout dark humor senior merch piece and a perfect retirement gift for anyone who knows how to laugh at life’s frequent hospital visits.

Product features
- 100% cotton fabric for comfort
- Relaxed fit for a comfortable feel
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Double needle sleeve, neck, and bottom hem for durability
- Ideal for seniors with a dark sense of humor

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50