Funny Senior Tee – “I’m On a Day Pass” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark

“I’m On a Day Pass” – Funny Senior Tee

For seniors, retirees, and anyone aging with sass, this funny senior t-shirt announces your brief excursions into the outside world with unapologetic humor. Perfect for those living loudly, only slightly supervised, or just tired of being mistaken for someone who still follows the rules, this sarcastic senior tee does all the talking while keeping your blood pressure low.

Soft, comfortable, and packed with personality, it’s ideal as dark humor senior merch for casual outings, family gatherings, or just showing off your hilariously unfiltered side. Makes a perfect retirement gift or birthday surprise for anyone embracing aging with attitude and a wink.

Product features
- Without side seams to reduce waste and enhance aesthetics
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape
- Twill tape shoulder seam for added durability
- Made from durable, smooth fabric ideal for printing
- Ethically sourced from US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50