Funny Senior Tee – “One Fall Away from a Get Well Soon Card” – Sarcast

“One Fall Away from a Get Well Soon Card” – Funny Senior Tee

For seniors and retirees who embrace aging with sass and sarcasm, this funny senior t-shirt turns life’s little stumbles into comedy gold. Whether it’s a slippery sidewalk, a misjudged step, or just a reminder that gravity isn’t as forgiving as it used to be, this sarcastic senior tee makes light of life’s minor disasters with style.

Soft, comfortable, and packed with cheeky personality, it’s the perfect dark humor senior merch piece for everyday wear, family gatherings, or just making friends laugh at your delightfully reckless approach to life.

Makes a hilarious retirement gift for anyone aging disgracefully, living boldly, and refusing to let a little tumble slow them down.

Product features
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances style.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching.
- Soft, durable fabric perfect for printing, with eco-friendly cotton options.
- Ethically sourced and certified materials for quality assurance.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50