Quick on the Draw, Slow on the Stairs – Funny Senior Tee
Sure, your knees crack like a glow stick and stairs feel like Everest, but mentally you’re still faster than Wi-Fi. This funny senior tee is made for the aging genius who may have lost a step physically but is still outwitting the world one sarcastic comment at a time.
Perfect as sarcastic senior merch for seniors, a funny aging t-shirt for retirees, or a dark humor shirt for anyone proudly living life in the slow lane, mentally alert, physically taking it easy. Soft, comfortable, and unapologetically hilarious, this shirt celebrates wit over speed.
Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for seniors, retirees, and aging legends who value humor and wisdom
• A funny and relatable dark humor shirt that blends sarcasm with everyday aging realities
• Soft, breathable fabric ideal for all-day wear
• Sarcastic senior merch that makes a memorable retirement gift or birthday surprise
• Great for casual wear, family gatherings, or outwitting the world one step at a time
Soft, clever, and 100% stair-avoidant approved.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams for reduced fabric waste and enhanced aesthetics.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and provides elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Crafted from soft, durable 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
- Ethically produced, certified for safety and quality assurance.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
