Funny Senior Coffee Mug ‘Break Hips, Not Hearts’ – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Coffee Cup, Perfect Retirement Gift for Seniors, Grandparents, and Aging Legends
This funny senior coffee mug is for seniors who know that charm does not age it just gets more dangerous. A perfect piece of sarcastic senior merch, it is ideal for retirees, grandparents, and aging legends who still steal the spotlight while navigating the daily challenges of getting older.
Packed with dark humor, this mug is perfect for sipping coffee, tea, or something a little stronger and lets everyone know that while your bones may be more brittle, your flirt game is still fully intact.
With a sturdy handle and glossy finish, it is both stylish and functional. It makes a hilarious retirement gift for seniors and celebrates sass, confidence, and the humor that comes with age. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe.
Product features - Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look - Vibrant colors that enhance your favorite designs - Microwave-safe for quick heating - Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning - Lead and BPA-free for safe drinking
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
