Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “The Only Thing Regular In The House Is The Candle” – Sarcastic Senior Merch & Dark Humored Retirement Gift

Fiber? Optional. This is the Funny Scented Soy Candle for Seniors – “The Only Thing Regular In The House Is The Candle.” Perfect for silver-haired rebels, grumpy legends, and anyone aging with attitude, this sarcastic senior merch delivers laughs while the rest of life plays roulette.

Whether it’s your bathroom schedule, your memory, or just your general routine that’s a little… irregular, this candle burns steady, making it a peak dark humored retirement gift and hilarious funny gift for seniors. Ideal for boomers, retirees, or anyone who has swapped Taco Tuesdays for prune juice power hours, it’s the perfect mix of humor, warmth, and sarcasm.

Light it, laugh, and enjoy the one consistent thing in your life, besides that 4 a.m. wake-up call.

.: Materials: Coconut apricot wax, cotton wick
.: Lid color: gold
.: Vessel color: amber and clear
.: Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz), up to 50 hours (9oz)
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same natural color