“Street Legal Since the Hip Replacement” – Funny Senior Tee
You may creak when you walk and set off alarms at airport security, but hey, you’re fully rebuilt and ready to roll. This sarcastic senior tee is made for the high-mileage legends who swap joints like car parts and still cruise through life with plenty of sarcastic horsepower.
Perfect for seniors, retirees, and anyone rocking aftermarket body parts, this funny senior t-shirt proves age doesn’t slow you down—it just adds more metal to your swagger. Whether it’s an over-the-hill birthday, a dark humor retirement gift, or just showing off at physical therapy, this shirt is pure orthopedic comedy.
Street legal, street lethal, and 100% certified badass.
Product features - Knit in one piece to reduce fabric waste, enhancing attractiveness. - Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape over time. - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for a longer-lasting garment. - Made from specially spun, durable fibers ideal for printing. - Ethically produced with US cotton, ensuring quality and comfort.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
