Funny Senior Tee – “That Moment When Your Pacemaker Skips and So Do You” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift

“That Moment When Your Pacemaker Skips a Beat… and So Do You”  because nothing says alive and kicking like a little cardiac suspense.

This funny senior tee is made for the silver-haired thrill-seeker who knows how to laugh at the unpredictable wonders of aging. Equal parts cheeky and chilling, it’s a sarcastic senior tee that blends dark humor with medical reality, perfect for anyone living life one irregular heartbeat at a time.

Soft, comfortable, and just the right amount of inappropriate, this shirt makes a hilarious retirement gift, a great conversation starter at cardiology appointments, and the ultimate way to make your grandkids squirm at Sunday dinner.

If you’re looking for dark humor retirement merch that proves laughter really is the best medicine, this shirt belongs in your closet.

Product features
- Without side seams for a smoother fit and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and enhances durability.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching.
- Made with ethically sourced, durable 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Lightweight fabric feels fantastic for both everyday wear and special occasions.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors