Funny Senior Tee – “The Only Thing Regular Is My Doctor Appointments” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift for Seniors
"The Only Thing Regular Is My Doctor Appointments" - Funny Senior Tee
Forget fiber. Forget routine. At this point, the only thing running on schedule is your next check-up. Our funny senior tee, sarcastic senior merch, and dark humor shirt is the brutally honest anthem for anyone whose body is falling apart like a discount lawn chair. Whether it’s cardiology on Monday, podiatry on Wednesday, or that mystery scan you definitely didn’t agree to, this funny aging t-shirt gets it.
Perfect for seniors, the over-medicated, or anyone who treats their insurance card like a punch card, this tee says what your digestive system won’t: consistency is dead. Long live sarcasm.
Wear it to your next appointment. Confuse the nurse. Make the waiting room your stage. This shirt also makes a hilarious retirement gift for anyone who embraces aging with attitude and humor.
Why You’ll Love It
Brutally Honest & Funny: Perfect for anyone who enjoys dark humor and sarcasm about aging.
Sarcastic Senior Merch: Show off your attitude at doctor appointments, family gatherings, or anywhere life gets inconvenient.
Perfect Retirement Gift: Guaranteed to get laughs from seniors, friends, or coworkers who appreciate a witty sense of humor.
High-Quality & Comfortable: Made to last through countless check-ups, coffee breaks, and everyday adventures.
Speak Your Truth: Finally, a funny senior tee that says what your body can’t.
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Width, in
16.00
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32.00
Length, in
27.00
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Sleeve length, in
7.99
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8.74
9.02
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9.49
9.72
9.96
Size tolerance, in
1.50
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1.50
Product features - Made without side seams for a sleek, attractive design. - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers elasticity. - Shoulder tape adds durability and prevents stretching. - Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth feel. - Ethically made with sustainably sourced materials.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
