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Funny Senior Tee – “This Town Ain’t Big Enough for All My Medications” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift
Funny Senior Tee – “This Town Ain’t Big Enough for All My Medications” – Sarcastic Senior Merch, Dark Humor Shirt & Funny Aging T-Shirt, Perfect Retirement Gift
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“This Town Ain’t Big Enough for All My Medications” – Funny Senior Tee
For seniors, boomers, and retirees who know aging is a wild ride, this funny senior t-shirt captures the true Wild West of daily medications. Your nightstand may look like a CVS exploded, your pill organizer has multiple floors, and your pharmacist knows more about you than your spouse, but you still wear it all with style and humor.
Perfect for the over-medicated, under-caffeinated legends, this sarcastic senior tee is packed with gallows humor and makes a standout dark humor senior merch piece. Ideal for doctor visits, pharmacy runs, water aerobics, or just showing off your seasoned wit, it’s also a hilarious retirement gift for anyone who rides the rodeo of aging with sass.
Wrangling side effects? Yeehaw.
Refilling prescriptions on time? Saddle up.
Still kickin’? Damn right, partner.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Without side seams for reduced fabric waste and a smoother look.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching.
- Made from durable, specially spun fibers for a soft feel and great print quality.
- Ethically produced with US cotton, meeting safety and sustainability standards.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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