“They Say Aging Is Graceful, Mine’s More of a Violent Slide” – Funny Senior Tee
Whoever said aging was graceful clearly never threw out their back from a sneeze. This funny senior t-shirt is made for the bold, the broken, and the beautifully sarcastic, those sliding into their golden years like a shopping cart with one bad wheel.
Perfect for boomers, retirees, and seniors who know the only thing aging gracefully is the cheese in the fridge, this sarcastic senior tee blends dark humor with real-life aches and pains. It’s the ultimate retirement gift for anyone who’d rather laugh than cry about getting older.
Soft, comfortable, and just inappropriate enough, this dark humor retirement shirt is ideal for over-the-hill birthdays, retirement parties, or your next trip to the doctor… again.
Product features
- 100% cotton fabric for comfort
- Relaxed fit for a comfortable feel
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Double needle sleeve, neck, and bottom hem for durability
- Ideal for seniors with a dark sense of humor
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
